who has …
… an Italian name but is not Italian?
… a law degree but is not a lawyer?
… trouble adding up but is studying science?
… fluent French but has never been to France?
… a complete set of the UK changing rooms magazine, ring bound, but no landlord’s permission to paint the walls?
… bought no novels in the last 5 years but many, many non-fiction books?
… filmed, edited, floor managed, directed and produced TV programs but rarely seen TV when growing up?
… said traditional wedding vows in church, wearing red and black and receiving a plastic (and silver) ring?
… a husband who actually thinks a yellow sofa is a good idea, and whose favourite colour is also red?
… a daughter she loves very much?
All of me, all the contradictions, all me. Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone, singles and couples alike!


